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Hyper African 

An African that is pretty fast in making pointless music videos
A:Did you check the new Hyper African clip?
B:No, how was it?
A:Check it yourself: Droideka - GET HYPER (Official Video)
Hyper African by Atheneite January 1, 2018

Kenyan African Males Safari 

A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.
Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.

South African serenade 

When one aggressively queefs in unison with a mariachi band playing beat it by Michael Jackson
Did you see joe at the party perform the South African serenade?
South African serenade by Joe1916 August 20, 2023

white african 

Simply a person of the white race that was born in Africa. Mainly in South Africa.
Being African doesn't necessarely mean that the person is black. African is simply a nationality.
Bob: Hey, that white african kid just moved here and is now living in the U.S.
Joe: I guess it that makes him an African-American.
white african by ShinGino December 17, 2006

jolly-african american 

The act of being or doing something like a good ol jolly-african american.
since i dont have a pipe i place a nug in my right nostril, and use my left nostril as a carb and light it like a jolly-african american for a straight to the dome finish.

central african republic

poorest country in the world, sitting in a very rural and rugged part of africa. nobody from the outside world knew the region existed til the mid-1800s. the french exploited this place until the 1950s. since then it's been extremely unstable.
the central african republic should be called central african anarchy.