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Alyssa

Body shape is bean pole. Nicest person you will ever meet, you can tell her anything. If you know her, you are blessed and cursed at the same time. She will make you fall on ur face in the snow and blame u? idk how that works man. gives the best advice abt boys even tho she’s single af.
Boy #1 Is Alyssa single?
Boy #2 Yep but don’t date her.

Boy #1 Why?
Boy #2 she rude. and ain’t got not booty.
by calebs mom, conner’s gf November 15, 2022
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Alyssa is a beautiful, smart, and humorous girl who will make you laugh in any situation. Although she may be a little sensitive, she is the best gift that anyone could receive in their lifetime. She will try her hardest to make you feel happy, special, and comfortable around her and in her presence. Making her feel special and giving her everything she deserves will make her create a better bond with you!
A: I hung out with Alyssa today!
B: Oh Woah! You're lucky!
A: I know right?!
by Jupiter's Rings November 21, 2022
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the most beautiful person i have ever seen with my own two eyes, he's cute and funny and adorable and i love her little hyperfixations on random things eclipse owns. it's so kind and im so happy an grateful to be dating someone so fucking amazing<3 i love you alyssa :)
alyssa is the best
by cigarluvs January 1, 2022
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my nigga fr. i would die for her. prettiest girl you can ever meet. love her 4L
alyssa
by Papa111 January 3, 2022
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My nigga fr. i would die for her. love her 4l
i love Alyssa
by Papa111 January 3, 2022
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a pretty blonde girl :) she has a good humor, she sticks by your side, and she’s always there when you need her.
“have you seen alyssa today?”
by Iliketoeatoopl January 9, 2022
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A girl whose hair is usually in buns and never has her hair out due to her mother saying no. She has a boyfriend and they are planning scandalous things. She usually has 4 close friends and one of them is very short. She always says she's taller than everybody but in reality she is the fourth tallest in the group.
"Damn Alyssa crazy."

"OMG did you hear all the things she said about her boyfriend?!"
"Alyssa's hair looks so good in those double buns!!!"
"Slay"
by MEMEIEJUE January 17, 2022
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