remuera milf

A mother (typically of a child attending King's College) who resides in the Auckland suburb of Remuera. Attends their children's hosts occasionally, and notably seen in their iconic stance: a glass of white wine in one hand while chatting with another parent. Usually attractive (therefore the 'milf' in terminology) and likely a cougar.
"That lady over there is absolutely a remuera milf if I've ever seen one."
by ilovesione June 17, 2024
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Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.
I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.
by Dookie Dan November 06, 2020
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Milf-ish

A fairly average middle aged women (mother) who isn’t particularly hot but definitely isn’t ugly. Often works jobs such as, hairdressers and bank clerk.
She’s pretty hot but not quite a milf, she’s milf-ish
by Kekepepe November 04, 2021
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Disco milf

An effeminate gay man that gives off milf vibes.
"That Disco Milf is so hot!:
by The old gay April 11, 2024
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Milf central

dang cole’s house is milf central
by Jonah pap May 31, 2021
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milf central

the worst group of people known to man
yeah that groupchat is a total milf central. they're the worst!
by leesdragontea January 19, 2022
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MILF Supporter

A gay man who loves MILFs (but not sexually).
Ava G’s mom is a total MILF! Not into girls, though. I guess you could call me a MILF Supporter.
by tomatofest June 25, 2022
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