Jeremy moment

A situation that defies logic or expectations in a way that feels bizarrely fitting for someone like Jeremy. It's less about what Jeremy says, and more about his presence and gestures, his "gesthics" in moments that are strangely chaotic, awkward, or unexpected. A "Jeremy Moment" captures that vibe of, "Yeah, that would totally happen to Jeremy."

The vending machine exploded and started playing classical music. Total Jeremy moment.

by Scoopsoup May 12, 2025

Jeremy G

Jeremy G is a great cock... I mean cook! He can grill, chill, and fills the bills. Cash the check, rash on the neck, but not really the rash though it just rhymed. If you are interested in Jeremy G then you should CHECK him out at Abominable Bomb in a Bowl on the tube.

I wish I could cook as well as Jeremy G. He is so cool. (Average penis though)

by Zur Does KC January 25, 2021

Happy Birthday Jeremy!

Means literally nothing, used to say randomly at any time or when some one uses the words "happy birthday" "birthday" or "Jeremy".

Person 1"Hey did you know Marks birthday is tomorrow?"
Person 2 "Birthday, Happy Birthday Jeremy!"
Person 1 "Who's that?"
Person 2 "Jeremy"
Person 1 "Fuck you bitch ass faggot nigga"

by Kendick Gaymar February 12, 2025

Jeremy

scout from team fortess 2

Person: what is your name
scout: jeremy

by friedpyro August 15, 2022

Jeremy

Jeremy is the most hottest and most sexiest guy alive. He sucks on toes . He’s the sweetest boy you could ever meet. The love I have for jeremy is a lot. He makes me smile and he brightens up my day. i can go on for years writing about Jeremy. Jeremy the most beautiful eyes and the most attractive voice. i can literally listen to his voice non stop for the rest of my life and never get bored of it. I, Ruth, know that HE is the dude that I wanna marry and spend the rest of my LIFE with. i still can’t believe he’ll suck on Kylie’s toes but it’s wtv 😒. We may be far from each other but never a part. - Love Ruth

Kylie- Damn Jeremy your man ? 😫
Ruth- yea, too bad u can’t have him. he’s already mine.

by Jeremy’s wife February 26, 2022

Jeremy

Usually has a fat dick and is so black that he ain't a nigger sometimes when he gets high his nipples get pointy

Oh jeremy has a big dicj

by Jeremyhasbigdick55 October 21, 2019

Jeremy Kobrin

a man who fucks

damn she’s w jeremy kobrin … her intestines will be inside out sorry plumba

by JR Squared July 8, 2021