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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Steptic-father

When servicing your septic.. and you retrieve the last cumwad deposit in the tank, introduce it while fingerblasting your next partner resulting a pregnancy.

Noun:

Steptic-Father

Her: "babe, I'm pregnant!"
You: "impossible, I'm sterile."

by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021

Father

Listen, I don't know either bro. Better luck next time.

Son: Father, who was the first father?

Father: Son, God was the first father.

Son: If God is a dad, doesn't that make dad bods the body of a god?

by RazeUsAll December 19, 2021

Mother Father

PG Mother Fucker.
Grandpa.

You break my day, you Mother Father!

by NZ732 May 24, 2024

Father

Something I never had

I wish my friends weren't like my father

by scraptrash December 19, 2018

father

a male figure that leaves when his child is born

your father is gone on some pimp shit

by gerald39+edward85 December 30, 2020

father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.

You have 1 New Text Message

MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.

by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010