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Chode

n) A penis that is wider than it is long

n) A human, typically a dude, who is short and fat at the same time.

n) A man with the name Richard. Dick is a nickname for Richard and a chode is a dick.
Remember that one president, Chode Nixon?
That kid, Jared, sure is a chode!
I am a chode, but I don't have a chode!
by thechodescarabdecoy December 10, 2015
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Chode

You ought to shave your chodes dude.
by Chad December 19, 2002
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Chode

1) The road that leads from Scrotumstown to Anusville.

2) This is merely to keep the rest of you Chodes from arguing,
a dick thats fatter than it is wide.
Eric tried to stick it to your mom when he realized that all he was hitting was a big fat Chode. (chose the meaning that you see fits best)
by Dtrick November 16, 2006
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Chode

a bunch of people who try to tell each other that the word chode is something else clearly the word chode is your "gooch" so shut the fuck up and get a fuckin life
chode:someone who dooesnt hav a life and also the "gooch"
by chinesechicken December 28, 2005
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Chode body

1: dude have you seen that obese midget

2: total chode body
by Chode body May 22, 2015
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Chode Britches

A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.

This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.

Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."
Check out that dude's pants, they're like "Chode Britches" or something.
by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011
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Chode

Large apendage hanging from the midd section of the male body. Also is "cums" with to complimentary balls.
Paul Pierson's (From Aberdeen,SD 57401, 520 North Lincoln)chode was limp and 2 inches long.
by Paul Pierson October 2, 2005
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