smacked by a herring

When someone gets smacked by a large penis across the face so hard that it leaves a mark.

A:Why is your face red?
B:Oh last night I got smacked by a herring.

by elyons September 11, 2012

Hat smacking

The art of masterbation in a frantic, more vigiorously & rushed fashion.

Edward was hat smacking in the attempt to crack one off before his mum came home with the shopping.

by leatherism June 15, 2009

khaki-smack

when a high-class jerk tries to disrespect someone.

Tad was talking khaki-smack after he won the tennis match!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

smack up

to wildly, intensely, and repeatedly smack someone for any reason

“He said no, so he got a good smack up”

by rocky’s chicken shack January 10, 2018

Smack Dragon

An ugly as fuck person, usually a girl, who uses smack also known as heroin.

This smack dragon keeps asking to suck my dick for a taste.

by Jet Speed September 11, 2014

smack boot

a stupid person-comes from 1970's UK crippled children that had to wear leg braces, one foot hit the ground normally the other went smack because of the weight of the calipers up the leg

look at that smack boot

by fat paul enema February 16, 2007

smacking cars

The action of taking any object (preferably solid like a snowball, baseball, hand full of nails) and launching them as hard and as fast as possible at a passing car. Do not do on major highways. The term "smacking" is derived from the loud boom created when the object smacks the car.

Hey Robbie I was smacking cars yesterday with a piece of firewood and it smashed the windshield. Cops came fast like 5 minutes.

by Jⱪ December 26, 2010