d e standar

"d e standar" is a term used whenever you do something sick while playing a game, and instead of overreacting you play it cool because it's the standard. It derives from the Norwegian sentence "Det er standarden" translating to "It's the standard" in english.

d e standar is a Steam group with "d e standar" useable as a clan tag in CS:GO.

Person 1: "Holy shit Chris! Was that an ace???"

Person 2: "Yeah, but d e standar."

Person 1: "d e standar."

d e standar by eNdwe December 7, 2021

Damn shawty that e sex was crazy though 

Usually paired with a picture of a broken monitor, laptop, phone, etc to ironically to make fun of people who do ERP (erotic roleplay) on discord.

Person 1: ahhh that was so fun
person 2: ''Damn shawty that e sex was crazy though'' (insert picture of broken monitor)

Damn shawty that e sex was crazy though by DOMOWO!!! October 6, 2022

e-sustenance 

That which satisfies one's daily need for communication through electronic devices and online social networks.

Sarah's internet connection was down and so she sought e-sustenance at her local Starbucks and its free wi-fi.

e-sustenance by eStarved July 15, 2011

E-Sluts 

sluts on the internet

Cat and tom has pictures of their boobs on the internet and has internet sex so their E-Sluts.

E-Sluts by Aliciaobrien October 13, 2006

e-smack

To insult through the means of email or other internet communication devices; to send a picture of a fist or striking hand along with a description of the cause of the e-smack.

"Has anyone ever told you you look like Bob Saget off of Full House?"
"I ought to e-smack you for that one!"

e-smack by Buddy Holly March 14, 2005

e-shag 

When you see someone writing on another persons wall, they clearly want to fuck them, but they're being too pussy and just internet fucking instead.

Guy - "HEY BABY YOU LOOKED SOOOO GOOD TONIGHT"
Girl - not even online

2 minutes later
Guy - "XOXOXOX"
Girl - still not online

Lurker - What a sad fuck, why doesn't he just shag her in real life instead of e-shagging her

e-shag by venicequeenx August 19, 2010

e-speak 

Any of a variety of differenr typing techniches used in IM, forums, or message boards. e-speak is usually hard to comprehend and somecases unintelligible. E-speak is in essance internet slang and the typing styles that come along with it.

e-speak looks like sometimes looks like this:

noob: hI GuYS whUts uP
noob: c.o.m.e.o.n g.u.y.s.t.a.l.k t.o.m.e
noob: wtf doods i jsut wanna talk 2 u guys
Moderator: Shut the fuck up and quit spamming before I break out my Ban Hammer

e-speak by Lost In Translation June 11, 2006