Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019

bryan and sarah

Will be super cute together ! Sooner or Later they will find each other. Both are attracted to each other but none of them accept it. One must step up and say it first because one of them might have a crush on the other first.

1: Hi did you meet Bryan and Sarah. They look like a couple but they just don’t accept it 🙂
2: IKR

by yourcrush18 June 23, 2020

King of Sarcasm

Sam Collins.

Sam Collins is the King of Sarcasm

by aciidbby March 13, 2021

Ubi sunt sarculis

When your in Ancient Rome but want to know where the hoes are.

Person 1: Ubi sunt sarculis
Person 2: In sarculis in foro

by Kattarshian March 15, 2021

Fuck the sarge

a famous quote by geemoney

Have it large and fuck the sarge

by anonymous March 22, 2021

Your.girl.sarah

Your.girl.Sarah is a small TikTok we who does dances and she currently lives in Washington

Wow your.girl.Sarah is so cool

by Augment September 24, 2021

pulling a saram

leaving you on delivered for 20 hours every day and having sex with her ex after every party

girl 1: omg she so pulled a saram last night

girl 2: she got with her ex again??????

girl 1: ugh she’s pulling a saram to me rn

girl 2: she’s leaving you on delivered again???

by wpistoute November 21, 2021