San Francisco thank you

Sucking someone's cock whole they're taking a shit

Man 1"Hey, you do anything with Emily?"
Man 2"Yeah, she gave me a San Francisco thank you"

by Norpy August 12, 2017

I am coming for you

talk to you
argue with you
show you
give you
debate with you

Man I am coming for you.

by I hope it helps January 10, 2017

tear you a new asshole

Tear you a new asshole, means to get cussed out degrade and make you feel like an idiot because you did something you wernt supposed to do or messed something up in some way shape or form

Ex. Did you hear John wrecked his dads truck last night? Sucks to be him His dad is going tear him a new asshole.

Ex. John showed up to work late two days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.

Tear you a new asshole

by Airin Smith November 2, 2013

Thank you so much

Overly used phrase when a simple "thank you" will suffice. It's improper grammar is popular over the proper grammar "thank you very much".

Thank you so much for not saying thank you so much to me.

by cpetkunas February 28, 2019

fuck you and your mother

When backed into a corner, this phrase functions much in the same way as the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on". Taking a more aggressive stance, this phrase entails the classic notion of giving your adversary a dirty punch in the brown eye, but one for his/her mother as well, offering a powerful alternative to the default "horse you rode in on". Though bringing bestiality into an insult is tandem to a wild-deuce, changing the horse to the culprit's mother is a straight-flush deal that can be used in any critical circumstance to let your friend know exactly how you feel about him.

Friend: Oh... oh Jesus! Those are my numbers... I JUST WON 98 MILLION DOLLARS!!

You: No shit? Right on man! Hey, do you think I could get a pinch off of those bucks? I mean, I WAS the one who suggested which numbers to pick.

Friend: You're absolutely right. $100 of the jackpot is yours, bro!

You: K. Fuck you AND your mother, jack off.

by Helgoth January 19, 2008

16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69

Slang. Obviously if you have sex with a 16 year old you’re going to jail for 20 years. If you have sex with a 20 year old you’re getting 69 or oral sex!

Dude! She’s 16! Don’t touch her. Go for that girl. She’s 20. Don’t you know 16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69?!

by B-rizzle January 1, 2019

What Kind Of Chinese Are You?

The proper way to ask a person of any Asian decent where they're from.

"Hey, what kind of Chinese are you?"

"I'm Korean."

by The Snagajob May 17, 2010