October 5th

National ask your crush for his snap day!

Girl: Hey its October 5th, may I have your snap?
Boy: Yeah sure.

by zzcookei October 4, 2023

audi 5000

Coined by Sean S in the early 1990's on Long Island, as the term "outie" or "oudi" started to gain popularity. Being one of the few people familiar with Audi's 5000 model car, Sean thought it sounded better to add the 5000 at the end of the often muttered "audi," of the time, thus creating the viral "I'm Audi 5000" saying.

"I'm audi 5000, see you later."

by RobyRolfo November 3, 2023

SCP-59002. The Orchestral Spoon.

Description: SCP-59002 is a seemingly normal spoon that once dropped onto any fragile surface, such as glass or ceramic, will begin to repeatedly bounce and hit aforementioned surface to perfectly recreate the popular song ‘RUSH-E.’ After finishing a stretch of its song, it will fling itself to another fragile surface. Strangely, the beating the fragile surface receives from SCP-59002 has no immediate impact while the spoon is still playing, it is only after the spoon flings itself to another fragile object, that all the force applied to the previous object hits the object all at once & in perfect tune with the spoon’s song. Undoubtedly shattering the object. If the spoon is not stopped, it will continue to gain speed and power, eventually resulting in 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 being considered a fragile object to the spoon. Decimating entire skyscrapers. Thankfully, the spoon has not yet been let gain enough power to completely shatter earth before launching itself to neighboring planets.

SCP-59002. The Orchestral Spoon. has breached contaiment.

by YaboiToast November 5, 2023

November 5th

national smell someones butt hole day

hey it's November 5th bend over and give me a smell

by vivvylittle November 5, 2023

November 5th

November 5th is the day where your girlfriend HAS to send you titty pics.

Bf: hey baby you know what day it is
Gf: no what day is it
Bf:November 5th
Gf: OH I guess you want titty pics then huh
Bf:Thems the rules

by Homey 54321 November 5, 2023

November 5th

Its the day that destiel went canon, before immediately killing off one half of the ship, at the same time the 2020 presidential election was happening and also there were rumours that putin resigned.

tumblr user 1: omg babe wake up it's november 5th happy gayniversary

tumblr user 2: FUCK

by EmoAtTheDisco November 5, 2023

area 55

area 55 is a dangerous place
dont go there

bro i went to area 55 and i was never found

by ilikeeatingcheesetriangles December 23, 2023