butt squirrel

"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.

How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?

by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011

Astro Butt

When you have a case of a sweaty itchy chaffing bottom that is out of this world.

Its 100 degrees out and im wearing wool pants, dude ive got a sick case of astro butt.

by derpppp9999 July 1, 2011

Butt blow

When someone farts on a penis during anal sex

That butt blow felt great

by lgmjr93 October 21, 2011

Chuggle Butt

A large ass that wiggles in a decidedly NON-erotic manner, much like the movement of the pendulous, undulating gelatin sac jowls of a morbidly obese politician on a particularly intense verbal tirade.

Did you catch a glance at the Chuggle Butt on that chick? Disgusting!

by BRAVOMAXXX August 31, 2011

Gator Butt

The act of pulling an alligator out of the water wile displaying more than usual butt crack.

Gator Butt: Just like "plumbers butt" where someone comes to fix something in your house & you end up seeing butt crack as you walk through a room

by Tape Up September 2, 2011

Butts Talking

Loudly expelling putrid smelling gas from the depths of one’s bowels in the company of others.

Doug: Hey man, you ready to go play some cards?

Alexander: Sure just don't sit by me though.

Doug: Why?

Alexander: (FFFRRRVVVVRRRTTTTTT) cause my Butts Talking loud and proud tonight.

Doug: Jesus, what did you eat?

Alexander: bean burrito, side of beans, brussel sprouts and broccoli.

by Joey BeefBuicker September 2, 2011

Butt Furr

A polite way of referring to the hair on your ass. Possibly a pet name.

-He has so much butt furr it's like he has his own padded toilet seat.

-Don't be ashamed, I like your butt furr, honey.

by KronKyrios September 8, 2011