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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
mugGet the Wind off a stonemug.

Love off our ting

1) I don’t actually know what this means

2) A strange phrase used by some man from west London that seemingly has no meaning
Why you tryna love off our ting?
by P$$Y DE$TROYER69 February 17, 2022
mugGet the Love off our tingmug.

roughing off

I was roughing off in math, but was only halfway finished when my teacher stopped me and made me focus on the classwork.
by your_secret_admirer April 8, 2012
mugGet the roughing offmug.

Off Tha Henny

Common phrase used by Jalen Aguiniga which means "stupid".
Damn bruh you're using the titan? You off tha henny!
by chubskinocapoffthahenny October 23, 2018
mugGet the Off Tha Hennymug.

jack off jizz motion

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste
He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM
by wabiisabii October 23, 2016
mugGet the jack off jizz motionmug.

Leethe off

Telling someone to fuck off in a friend-lee way
Wyatt: "You look like you woke up on the wrong side of the lee this morning."
Tabitha: "Leethe off!!"
by Lee911 August 26, 2017
mugGet the Leethe offmug.

eat it off your face, doop

when u send someone to consume more than clout
“alllrightt.. eat it off your face, doop!”
by sretaw, trebor May 21, 2022
mugGet the eat it off your face, doopmug.

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