Shit the bed

Meaning to die or not do well at all. Stems from the fact that when someone dies or is very sick they will lose rectal sphincter tone and quite literally shit, on the bed.

My truck was working fine yesterday but it shit the bed last night.

by N.jackass March 19, 2014

Hot Shit

A steaming pile of excretion.

man: "Agatha, what shall we have for breakfast this morning?"
woman: "Spotted goat dicks with hot shit dipping sauce my dear."
man: "Lovely and refreshing."

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Shit kibbles

The residue of shit left on a girls ass if she doesn't wipe properly. It usually ends up on your dick when you fuck her in the ass.

Yo lysol ma nigga i was doin jasmine in the ass yesterday and her shit kibbles got all over my shankpiece

by Assfuvker October 8, 2009

push shit

the act of doing so many push up that you in fact defecate yourself

i got to 49 push ups then did one push shit

by knightguy January 9, 2011

Bowl Shit

The cashed weed in the botom of your bowl.

Guy 1:"Here see if you can get a hit from this".

Guy 2:"No dude thats bowl shit i cant get anything".

by blafricanese April 5, 2011

Lucky Shit

When you go to take a dump, and after your first wipe you notice there is nothing on the toilet paper. You are then free to proceed to button your pants back up and go along with your day.

Lucky shits are extremely convenient, quick, and clean, but unfortunately just as rare.

"Dude I need to take a MAD shit, hurry up!"

"Don't worry I'm almost done. I'm having a lucky shit today."

lucky shit

by BeetchNyuckah May 27, 2011

shit fountain

When you're on the toilet taking a shit, and you pick up that huge cup-shaped thing filled with water, wash your ass with it, and the water floods over the toilet, infested with ass juice.

I accidentally shit fountain'd myself yesterday.

by Cummy worm October 29, 2010