Oh my God! Bethany has just posted on Facebook how Trump is going to "Make America Great Again". She is such a Trumper-Humper
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One who after humping one too many carpets decides to free his Penistine by blowing a load of Akbar all over the place.
Looks like that carpet humper humped one too many carpets while dreaming about freeing his Penistine and decided to blow a load of Akbar all over my Israel.
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It’s not just “I’m so blessed.” It’s “I don’t even try, I just keep succeeding... I feel kinda bad about it.”
The “double humblebrag” is the 4D chess of social flexing:
You're humble about being humble about a brag — but it’s all still a brag.
It’s not just “I’m so blessed.” It’s “I don’t even try, I just keep succeeding... I feel kinda bad about it.”
The “double humblebrag” is the 4D chess of social flexing:
You're humble about being humble about a brag — but it’s all still a brag.
1. “Ugh, I wasn’t even prepared for the interview... but I guess being too natural just works sometimes.”
→ Double humblebrag detected.
2. “I used to care about being the best, but I’ve grown. Now I just let the universe make things easy for me.”
→ That’s a spiritually enlightened flex. Classic double humblebrag.
→ Double humblebrag detected.
2. “I used to care about being the best, but I’ve grown. Now I just let the universe make things easy for me.”
→ That’s a spiritually enlightened flex. Classic double humblebrag.
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You're pollinating her, like a flower.
When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.
Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
You're pollinating her, like a flower.
When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.
Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
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Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.
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