The Dark Ones

When two orange tabby cats, particularly dark and/or homosexual in nature, are absolutely black about the food bowls when they go on the floor.

It’s 8:30, have you fed the dark ones yet?

by Hoodlummm February 15, 2025

One-Six

A "One-Six" is a code-phrase used by guys who decide to pee outdoors when there are more than enough opportunities to do so within a home or establishment. Peeing outdoors is one of the great advantages of being a man. The term was jointly established by two cousins who were very drunk one night and has since spread throughout the American South. While sitting on the back porch, one cousin stood up and made his way to the edge of the back porch and began to pee. The other cousin asked, "Jeeze man, does she know how much you pee off her back porch?" "Nah, man she only knows about it one sixth of the time." "AAHahah... the ONE-SIX!!!"

Wife: "Hey babe... Wha What are you... Damnit Hank, ANOTHER One-Six!!?
You: "Don't hate me cause I can, Baby. Don't be jealous; God made us all the way we are."

You stand up at a party and head for the front door:
"oh, you have to pee? Someone just walked out of the bathroom."

"Nah, its feels great outside. I'm just gonna One-Six it."

by One-Six'er July 12, 2019

one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023

one night

when michael lee plays with little kids at the pool in his golf clothes

michael is a pedo. he pulled a one night.

by aniketlover6969 May 9, 2022

One Direction

The most famous boyband of all times. One Direction is even better than The Beatles, as they have broken records even they couldn't achieve. One Direction bandmembers are Harry Styles (he's very handsome), Louis Tomlinson (known for being a smol bean), Niall Horan (an angel that doesn't like sharing his food. literally), Liam Payne (pretty funny, but has a spoon phobia. And as his last name is Payne, many ppl say things like "I'm in Liam Payne but the Liam is silent" 🤪), and Zayn Malik (actually adorable but sadly enough left the band early bcs he never rly liked the music style. but he also left bcs he had an eating disorder and we gotta be proud of him🥺). They are all very handsome and adorable, ngl, and their music is the absolute best so if you havent heard of them: WHAT IN THE WORLD HAVE YOU DONE IN YOUR LIFE?
One Direction also has a fandom called Directioners and lemme tell you that we are legit CRAZY! We know a lot of personal info, and broke into airport security. We also crashed multiple websites (accidentally, of course🤡)
Sadly, One Direction split up in 2015 and went on a Hiatus, but me, and a lot of other fans KNOW that they will come back one day :)
1D is also a shorter name for One Direction

Directioner 1: OMG THAT'S HARRY STYLES FROM ONE DIRECTION!
Directioner 2: OMG YES I MISS HIM AND THE BOYS

by onedirectionscarrots September 16, 2020

that one nigga

that one nigga who you just wanna bust a fat one to

harrison is that one nigga

by jaclk_ November 29, 2022

One-up

To like sb's comment on a social networking site such as Facebook.

"People constantly seek attention and validation through one-upping people's comments"

by MFRO June 19, 2017