Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016

off-the-breast

1. of clothes, baring the breasts either fully or partially; topless.
2. wearing topless dress.
3. featuring topless girls.

1. The girl is wearing an off-the-breast blouse.
2. Do not ogle at those off-the-breast girls.
3. The off-the-breast restaurant was raided yesterday.

by uttam maharjan July 14, 2011

Off my chops

When you have taken a lot of MDMA and your jaw clenches uncontrollably

Took two bangers and was off my chops!

by Thepoweradeenthusiast May 2, 2019

hop off

The PG13 version/shorter version of saying "hop off my dick"

"Bro, your grades are so shit"
"Hop off, dawg. Mind your own beeswax."

by trendSetter6969 November 14, 2022

Rifled off

Where you release ones bowels in an aggressive order causing for mass stains on porcelain.

"Mate! My boss rifled off big time!"

"Mark Rifled off at work and i could hear the blast!"

by LaytonCondor August 21, 2013

off its tits

Really, really excessive.

Chains of Olympus is a PSP-exclusive prequel installment in the God of War series, a bunch of games that combine an (at best) loose understanding of Greek mythology with a level of violence that hovers somewhere between "excessive" and "completely off its tits."

by Malreynolds June 28, 2014

Charking off

It's like Jerking off but Chark style

Charkon loves Charking off to Charkette (after streams)

by randomusers June 13, 2019