Black Grapefruit

The absolute worst thing ever. Imagine in your mind a blue waffle. Now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. If by now you aren't writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. You sick bastard

Guy 1 "Dude i fucked this girl last night"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"

by Foofners October 30, 2013

Black Flip

An action for what men do when they learn they are not the father

Jamal did a black flip when he learned he was not the father of Jaqueen’s child.

by Dhshshshshqkaknsnsannabsbsjs January 1, 2018

Connell Black

Your new papa

"Connell Black is your new papa bow down"

by pink bird April 26, 2022

Bathing in black

The considerable effort some white people make to surround themselves with black people at business events, sporting events, music industry events and in Hollywood in an effort to seem cool. Strangely, they never want to employ, work with, date or live by these same black people. black people, white people, race

I get so tired of these Hollywood types bathing in black. They love hanging out with black athletes and rappers, but strangely they never seem to find any black actors, producers, directors or studio executives to hire for their movies or tv shows.

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2016

Black Eskimo

An African American who specializes in slanging cocaine.

Who’s got the number for the black eskimo around here? I need that white girl ASAP!

by ItsWhoo July 16, 2018

black

black color is a favorite color especially by boys it is a beautiful color and symbolizes night and everything dark and for me it is the most beautiful color

That cat is in black color.

by badbleep362 March 7, 2021

blackness bench

Where the shi* goes down

Oft blackness Bench shi* always goes down there

by Crashglober November 24, 2021