Glen Innes High School

A shithole of a school. Filled with eshay dickheads, durrie smokers a crackhead. An absolute shitshow. If you come here, you're a moron or an eshay cunt nugget.

Random Student #1: "Do you go to Glen Innes High School?"
Random Student #2: "I'd much rather commit seppuku and eat out a penguin's ass."

by Eshay Hater #23 November 19, 2019

Montini Catholic High School

a catholic school that isn’t even catholic, everyone is fake, kids smoke weed, get into fights and don’t care about no but themselves. Go Broncos

your fake, you must go to Montini Catholic High School

by wowsers April 11, 2019

High School Jackel Cracker

A High School Jackel Cracker is usually a white bitch who treats her (yes it’s usually a woman) like a mattress! This woman? Usually hangouts in the janky ass area of the school sucking on her E-Cigarettes whilst drinking alcohol. You are considered a High School Jackel Cracker if you have had sex with 6+ boys.

Yo dude that High School Jackel Cracker is blowing Tommy all the way back to Alabama! Wait...?

by hit by a bus XD May 2, 2019

I ain’t gone High

“ Im not gonna lie or joke ect but I’m high as shit “

I ain’t gone high, but I can’t finish that last blunt I’m done

by KIDD SIKE September 15, 2019

Indian River High School

A wack ass school with no money. Freshmen fuck in the auditorium, there's rats, roaches and Mr. Joppy. The only good thing about the school are the fights, and a few teachers. My boys Jerry and Kyle rock.

"Indian River High School is fucking nasty, did you see all those roaches bro?"

by Theguywiththeflowercrown September 23, 2019

High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Lewis Central High School

The best school in council bluffs, Iowa. Always the city champ for sports known for producing the best football talent in the Midwest AKA D1 factory. Also known for the best student section leaders know as the El Sí Locos. #TitansToTheMoFoGrave #GoTitans

Dude Lewis Central High School has another 4 star recruit?

Yeah he just got offered from ‘Bama bro

by EDP445GoTitans March 12, 2020