Replacement Babies

The first (or surviving) children you (or your spouse) have to replace you (and spouse if any) after you die.

We don't want to overpopulate the earth, so Jim and I plan on adopting after having our replacement babies, so after they murder us in cold blood, the world's population will go back to normal.

by WomanFriend August 30, 2009

skibidi toilet baby gronk sigma freddy fazbear threemarche poppy playtime mr beast lankybox fanum tax cringe gyatt bussin in ohio with fortnite poopy tiktok edgelord rizz

the epitome of pure unfiltered unchecked brainrot. the highest level of brainrot

if you have skibidi toilet baby gronk sigma freddy fazbear threemarche poppy playtime mr beast lankybox fanum tax cringe gyatt bussin in ohio with fortnite poopy tiktok edgelord rizz, you need to kill yourself NOW

by nubnerd24 July 24, 2025

big baby arm

a large terd, also known as a piece of poop.

Just leave a big baby arm across the desk. then finger paint. "welcome to the best seat in the house. Bitch"

by dragondragon111 June 22, 2011

Da baby

Da baby is a joke to say if ur watching porn

Hey bro what are u watching, I’m watching Da baby

by Gamerboi1235682 March 7, 2021

Chapter 11 baby factory

A post menopausal woman still open for “business” but repurposed space is not open for production.

I was recently at Grandma’s water aerobics class and saw a straight up chapter 11 baby factory DTF.

by Gilf factory November 9, 2019

Baby

A weird little tiny thing that crawls

That is one weird baby

by Fatpaps1234567890 May 16, 2018

baby padding

A woman's uncontrollable urge to ingest carbohydrates that convert to body fat including abdominal fat that serves to protect the unborn offspring

Bob: That's your third pizza hon
Marlene: I'm working on my baby padding

by Innomine Partri May 1, 2021