Me and my gf went to my room
Mm cut
We fucked
then we did 69
i hope the infection gets worse and you'll have to amputate ur limb
And she squirted
and then i slapped her and then i raped her doggy style
Thats a sex story
Mm cut
We fucked
then we did 69
i hope the infection gets worse and you'll have to amputate ur limb
And she squirted
and then i slapped her and then i raped her doggy style
Thats a sex story
by Oofanonymous September 30, 2022
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" - Man, I wanted to fuck Dana so badly, but she wasn't in the mood.. I couldn't wait, i just stuck it in!
- Ouch!... Beer Bottle Sex"
- Ouch!... Beer Bottle Sex"
by Wessiach January 28, 2009
Get the Beer Bottle Sex mug.People how are attracted to the same-sex. Both bisexuals and homosexuals are same-sex attracted. It’s a useful term to use because not everyone wants to reclaim the slur “queer”.
Beth: I like this girl but I don’t know if she’s same-sex attracted?
Ani: I’ve heard she listens to girl in red, she could be bi or a lesbian for sure.
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Get the Same-sex attracted mug.First, you buy a pack of 6 condoms and poke a hole in one. Throw them into a bag, mix it up, and pick one out randomly right before you stick it in. The bullet is the one that has the hole in it.
Oh crap, me and my girlfriend did Russian Roulette Sex last night. Afterwards, I checked and I got the one with the hole.
by crazyideas69 August 25, 2013
Get the Russian Roulette Sex mug.when you're hanging out with a long time friend whom you've either had some awkward sexual tension with for some time or haven't and one thing leads to another. You end up sleeping together...then decide it was weird and it will never happen again. You go back to being friends and never speak of it again. You decide it was just oops-friend-sex
"Yeah, it was super weird. We're definitely better off as friends. Just another case of oops-friend-sex I guess!"
by StewiesGirl August 17, 2011
Get the oops-friend-sex mug.A sex club that preteens can join to get together and have sex with each other. Which is so cool because there parents and teachers think preteen are just like they were when they were preteens like fifty years ago and so don't suspect a thing.
by The Fury 13 December 9, 2010
Get the Preteen sex club mug.To engage in vigorously steamy sexual intercourse with someone who is not hot but leaves you screaming for more.
by AuntyEm October 18, 2006
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