Greasy Meat Fingers

When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.

I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.

by BKees April 17, 2015

The Douche Finger

The index finger held up by douchebags in pictures

"Wow, he was holding up the douche finger in 50% of his profile pictures. What an ass."

by tttttttttttttom May 13, 2015

I'm all fingers

When your texting somebody and your ready to listen.

(Text messages)
John:I'm so sad!
kate:I'm all fingers!

by The Oppisop June 5, 2015

soy sauce fingers

The typical side effect of eating Asian food, and not washing hands afterwards. The gift that keeps on giving.

May had fried noodles with tofu for lunch. She enjoyed her soy sauce fingers for the rest of the day.

by Maymunchie May 8, 2016

Play the five-fingered flute

British, meaning of Masturbation.

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.

by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016

Nun's finger

Nun's finger refers to the lump on the middle finger from writing long papers with a pen. It's common among university students during their exam periods, especially MBA and medical students who have very long exams papers to write. It is thought to have come from a joke about nuns getting a similar lump, or rubbing sore from holding candles in a similar way to a pen but using them to pleasure themselves. There is also possible reference to the virginity of a finger, as the nun's finger syndrome is more common when the finger owner has not performed a great deal of intensive writing for some time.

As I am a computer programmer, I don't write with a pen any more I have a nun's finger from all my MBA exams.

by Mother superiority August 2, 2016

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016