March 5th

People have to send their girlfriends a dick picture on March 5th, 2023. ITS JUST A FACT. especially if your name is bryce. Do It.

“Damn bro it’s March 5th, I have to Send a Dick Pic”

by bryce’sprettygf March 5, 2023

Big 54

A big sexy man with a big booty

"Hey look at that Big 54"

by Glizzygobbler423 March 13, 2023

April 5th

April 5th is national Salma day. If your name is Salma then that is your national day

Hey dude what day is it?

Oh it’s April 5th

Yooo isn’t it national Salma day?

by Salsa ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ March 14, 2023

Section 59

A notice issued by police in the United Kingdom when seizing someone’s car, usually as a result of dangerous driving, or for having illegal modifications.

“Do you think they can tell if my car is mapped?”

“I don’t know bro, but if they can, they’ll probably give you a Section 59.”

by 3Serie March 21, 2023

Spitroast 5000

When BorrowMyMrs spitroasts his Hotwife with a Bull to the point of climax.

Did you see that Spitroast 5000 last night?
That Spitroast was next level, was a Spitroast 5000

by BorrowMyMrs March 28, 2023

April 5th

A day in which if you were born, you are automatically loved and cared for by those around you (Most of the time.)

It's fucking April 5th, happy birthday! :)

by that one super smart guy April 1, 2023

April 5th

national send arch pics to your bf day

boyfriend: hey its april 5th, can i get those pics now??

girlfriend: yea sure, here. *sends 4 attachments*

by smallboyballs April 4, 2023