Dying to go

Needing to go to the toilet right now, insomuch that it is a life or death situation

"Mum, are we there yet? I'm dying to go!"
"Not far honey. We should probably buy a Happy Meal or something so we don't get into trouble."

by Space Quest January 7, 2017

my go cart

A dumb xbox player that rages and his name is Samuel and his friends name is Brock and he is ugly.

by Egg maniac man April 6, 2017

Ok

Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*

when you have annoying ass friends and they don't know how to stfu

friend 1: actually its said...
friend 2: go to hell honestly

by aameeting15 August 16, 2022

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Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor