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Dead mans handjob

The act of copulating ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of circulation
Yo man I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a dead mans handjob.
by Dannybear&Clineq June 6, 2012
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Human Man Warrior

One who fights all that appears before him, be it beast, man, or nature. The struggle is bitter and ends only with the death of the Human Man Warrior, for even the death of his opponent means only that he must find a new foe to destroy, continuing the struggle.

Fighting is more than an event or even a way of life for the Human Man Warrior. It simply is their state of existence, it ascends the way of life to supplant life itself, for they live to fight. Until that bitter end.
Yep, he fought to the end... like a real Human Man Warrior
by The Boy Joe Shine February 17, 2023
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hear my man

when someone is chatting shit or isn't making any sort of sense at all. When someone says something so idiotic that you don't even know how to reply you just have to say "hear my man". In simpler terms it means: wtf is this guy on about.
"My mum is such a virgin its actually so sad"
"Hear my man"
by gosyd12345 March 10, 2021
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Single Man Dog

Alternative name for the Australian Shepherd (Aussie) dog breed.

Single Man Dogs are typically accompanied by their single man owners at the dog park looking for women to hit on.
Scenario 1 at your local dog park

Person 1: Do you think the single man will seal the deal this time?
Person 2: He never does.

Scenario 2 married man comes home with a single man dog

Husband: Honey I got us an Australian Shepherd.
Wife: You bastard! We are through!
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Bird-Man [the game]

A game that involves making a face resembling that of a bird (or "Batman-ish").

Rules:

1) Whoever looks you in the eye(s) while making the 'Bird-Man' face must IMMEDIATELY lay down, regardless of their current situation and/or surroundings.

2) The only way to DEFEND against the 'Bird-Man' is to (if you suspect someone attempting to nail you out of your peripherals) hold up HALF the 'Bird-Man' face with only ONE hand on your face, deeming you immune, and are allowed to look them in the eyes without having to lay down.

3) If the person that looks at the 'Bird-Man' giver is already laying down, for whatever reason, must stand up and then they are allowed to lay back down.

4) Reflections/photographs (mirrors, windows, internet pictures, etc.) are allowed in all circumstances... Lay down!

5) If two people look at each other with the 'Bird-Man' neither have to lay down.


The "Bird-Man" face is explained as follows...

With each hand touch your pointer fingers with your thumbs, (creating two "OKAY" signs). Hold those upside-down on your face, with the O's over your eyes (like goggles)... Note: The defense would be only one hand over one eye.
"Gotcha wif da bird-man! ...yea, take a nap bitch!"

"ahh, dammit"

...Bird-Man the game strikes again
by Schistose February 4, 2009
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Every Man for Himself

British military origin. In Armed Forces terms, this formal order is a specific command sometimes issued in a case where the strategic situation has become hopeless, the collapse of a force is imminent, and there is no chance of relief. Once given, the order suspends certain aspects of military discipline, allowing each individual to surrender, flee, or continue fighting independently according to their individual circumstances, without regard to previous battle orders. It also means that the parent force is declaring itself free of any duty to continue to provide further supplies, medical aid or tactical support for the forces who receive this order.
While troops may be freed from the requirements of normal battle discipline, they are still obligated not to engage in treasonous conduct, cross over to aid the enemy, or act with disgrace while a Prisoner of War.
Note: The United States military does not currently use this order, however it was occasionally employed by both sides in the American Civil War if a unit lost all cohesion due to being overwhelmed in close-quarter fighting.
The battalion was down to only a dozen surviving troops, and with the enemy closing in, the order was given: "Every Man for Himself!"
by MGWCalgary January 2, 2018
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one minute man

a guy that cums within or soon after one minute.
Tyler isn't a one minute man; he can go all night!
Ralph is a one minute man; he blew his load before I could tell we were even having sex.
by James October 4, 2003
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