kiss me baby one more time

a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up

boy: baby, please. kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2015

stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.

‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’

by mrbruceman December 13, 2022

The Adventures of Player One

1. The journey of a boy who's video game counsle comes to life and teaches him the error in video games such as "RockBand" and "Guitar Hero" eventually teaching him to play his music in the real world!

2. A rock band from the Chicagoland area. Formed by Michael Iseah-Grei Crawford formerly of the Vintage. Player One consists of Bruno Carvallo, Scott Tulo and Michael Crawford.

1.See Also Player One

2. The Adventures of Player One rock my socks!

3. The Adventures of Player One played a really great set last night!

by Bill McKrivetz February 16, 2009

One Hit Wonder

The friend who's lungs can't handle more than one hit/bong rip before passing it to the next person in the rotation

Friend 1: *passes the bong after one hit*
Friend 2: Ok one hit wonder 🙄

by halledw May 23, 2023

one shot juice

That bs that bosses and adds in video games are on when they get absolutely juiced juiced up and can one shot you and end your whole ass career.

Yo man, watch out Alak-Hul is on that one shot juice bro he's gonna wreck your shit!

by SLIM_SHADY_2.0 January 6, 2024

rip a thick one

To tear the widest of units, to defeat the largest of singulars, to rip the thickest one...

Lucas rip a thick one yesterday! He's dead

by NOON RAT October 19, 2020

two in the scoobert one in the doobert

When you put two in her scoobert and one in her doobert

"Ima put two in the scoobert one in the doobert said john to his bitch

by Big ol anime tiddy May 31, 2017