Cock-a-doodle-doo

When you grab your cock (penis) with your hand and slap someone in the face.

My girlfriend gave me lip so I gave her a cock-a-doodle-doo.

by Pete Edge February 16, 2020

Typical Cock Knob

Used to describe a person who is worse than both a "Cock" and a "Knob". Someone who more like the offspring of a cock and a knob, if it were possible for one to mate with the other.

Person A: Man, that dude just told my supervisor it was me who broke the TV, he knows I'll lose my job over it.

Person B: What a typical cock knob.

by BH7 February 22, 2011

Cock Blocking Stamp

When a female puts hickies over your neck as a mark of territory preventing other females from talking to you.

"yo my gurl put the cock blocking stamp all over my neck. every gurl i tried to holla at, they rejected me!"

by Freezy of FreezyENT January 15, 2012

canadian cock slap

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and cock slap a girl so it sticks to her cheek.

Did you hear Dan banged Madison in the Denny's bathroom and have her the ol Canadian cock slap?

by Jrocknowwhatimsayn August 17, 2016

Louisiana cock sex

Sex in the Louisiana swamps.

Guy 1: Dude they were having Louisiana cock sex!
Guy 2: Damn, hope they watched out for the Rougarou

by cracklord69 November 7, 2020

nuclear cock slap

To hit someone so hard in the face with your dick it blows everything up in a two mile radius

She wanted rough sex so I did the nuclear cock slap

by One_of_none69 December 5, 2016

Cock and Ball torture

This is a form of punishment in which one is tortured by the constant beating of his (or her if you are James Charles) cock and balls

Bro I got caught stealing and my punishment is cock and ball torture.

by Ok so basically I am monkey May 27, 2019