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one boxer

A person who would choose the single opaque box rather than taking both the opaque box and the box that contains 100 dollars in the scenario known as Newcomb's paradox.
Steve and Mike are one boxers because they believe they can have an affect on what the demon put in the box beforehand.
by Deffy Dog October 31, 2021
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big one

This kid got a big one when he changed in the locker room. He looked down and "tried" to show it off.
by biggiggles May 22, 2018
mugGet the big onemug.

Ons

On Satan. Instead of saying On god you say On satan.
Me: "Yo her ass thick asf"
Bro: "Ons bro"
by Alissa Sham April 9, 2021
mugGet the Onsmug.

Waste One’s Breath

An idiom, Used when someone says something that will probably be ignored.
See also: Waste your breath.
Person 1: Omg! That girl’s hair looks ridiculous! Just look at it..
Person 2: don’t waste your breath talking about her hair, she probably likes it!
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Example 2
Person 1: I think your clothes have stains on it..
Person 2: Don’t waste one’s breath! I’ll change my clothes.
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here June 20, 2022
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one crazy town

When a person pays for a midget to give them a swirly in a public toilet full of shit and before they take a breath the midget hops on the top of the toilet tank and shits on their head. Then they pull their head out and go that's one crazy town.
Midget: Indistinguishable midget mill speak (sounding like kid rock bowittaba mixed with Teletubbies) Customer: That's one crazy town you got here. Midget:Fuck you
Customer:Thanx
by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020
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Harry One Off

To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.
Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.
by Chris Memes January 15, 2009
mugGet the Harry One Offmug.

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