head up and locked

Gross fool whose head is tightly wedged up his ass hole. Oblivious to reality.

Joe just doesn't get it. Head up and locked.

by barber of seville May 17, 2021

Meta Head

The red outline on your face as a result of wearing a Virtual Reality headset too tightly and/or for an extended period.

Can also be referred to as Meta Face. This terminology is a result of the increased use of VR devices, many of which are similar in style to the Occulus/Meta Headset.

I know you’ve been playing that VR game too much, you have Meta Head.

by Bad Idea Dad January 1, 2024

Indian Head

When a male pretends to be a warrior by sucking his own dick and blowing a big white load in his own face to resemble Indian war paint.

Gerard pretended like he was a tough guy by giving himself Indian head but when he shot for his face he missed and only got hit in the eye.

by Tadd Strange July 18, 2023

Rocky Road Head

It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.

Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”

by HelplessButter October 29, 2019

Head

A great word for oral sex.

Zack gave me good head last night.

by chicken_strips October 18, 2019

Red Head

Read heads, aka fingers, are people with red/orange hair that come from the depths of hell and have no soul. Be careful when you encounter a redhead.

Guy 1: "Look at that red head over there!"
Guy 2: "Let's get out of here before she devours us."

by Zoey Schultz May 23, 2021

Mop head

A bitch with ugly ass hair

I saw this girl at a party last night, she had a thick ass body, but damn was she a mop head

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 10, 2023