love you syndrome

phunsen low rank

kira: love you syndrome
everyone:shut up low rank

by xdman222223 August 31, 2021

I love you

Saying I love you gives you/them Full permission to get fucked by them or fuck them get a blow job give the blow job

Girl: you know I love you
Guy:yep 😏
*Stuff that happens after*

by A.little._.cutie June 7, 2021

I Love U

Ya no. I don't love anyone but himmmmmm and Olivia will never know!!!!

Me: I love u boii
Olivia: Oh dear
Me (thinking): Olivia this secret's pissing you off lol

by I_am_Zoey April 27, 2022

Dogs love me

It isn't hard to get a dog to like you. It just takes a ton of commitment and a ton of treats.

Dogs love me because I feed them, care for them, play with them, attend to their emotional needs, provide support when they are down, spend time with them, get them toys to play with, make kibble time exciting, take them on frequent walks, take them to the outdoor bathroom frequently, give them long belly-scratching sessions, and talk to them frequently.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

I love life

An exaggerated sarcastic remark often used when something doesn’t go the way you want it to go. Often used in MMO RPG video games.

Player 1: “I’m going to fish really fast before I go and fight the CEO.”

Player 2: “I love life.”

by tacosokayyy September 22, 2023

I Love You

Something people say and then pretend they didn't

Him:I Love you
Her:I Love You More
2 months after they broke up

Her Friend: Didn't he say he loved you
Her: yea
Him: ew no i would never

by 0o0 mOmMy February 23, 2022

Badman Love Muscle

Someone who stands up for long periods of time to try and impress women and duff up anyone who crosses him

"Oh your such a badman love muscle, you never sit down and always want to fight me"

by Goering January 6, 2008