Jack Black kink

when you are highly aroused by the sight and thought of Jack black

" oh yeah, did you know Max has a jack Black kink?"

by cacaButt420 August 16, 2021

Black-boyfriend

Black-boyfriend is a noun, verb, and a adjective meaning: a very hard pounding; the givermale of very intense intercourse; black-boyfriend refers to a man that is capable of giving a satisfying pounding.

"If she wore that dress she would have gotten a black-boyfriend." and " Your gonna get a black-boyfriend tonight" and "I wish I could be her black-boyfriend." and "She's black-boyfriend worthy." and "I am a black boyfriend" and "Cohen could give a black-boyfriend"

by ZKazz November 12, 2023

Black paper

Japanese nori, sea weed paper.

!: hey man, do you have black papers?
?: oh yea, i do. get this.
!: thanks man, gonna make Sushi roll.
?: awsome!

by masay November 3, 2011

Black Grapefruit

The absolute worst thing ever. Imagine in your mind a blue waffle. Now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. If by now you aren't writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. You sick bastard

Guy 1 "Dude i fucked this girl last night"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"

by Foofners October 30, 2013

black truth

Something that is an indisputable fact. It is an undeniably true statement accepted within society or a community. It can be proven to be correct through observations and testing. It is also the opposite or inverse of a white lie.

Jim, using the scientific method, threw an apple in the air demonstrating gravity was real. All the skeptics had now been shown the black truth.

by Professor Wilton January 12, 2021

Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.

"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"

by Axtrium December 4, 2021

Black-Monitor

Text created using Black-Monitor Writing.

I wrote a black-monitor paper for English class.

by Perspiciens April 2, 2009