2 finger pinch

When a man’s penis is so small, he needs to stroke it with two fingers. 🤏

girl: dude did you see that video of the kid in the locker room?
friend: yes bro his dick was so small and he was doing the 2 finger pinch!

by 2fingerpincher July 21, 2025

Two-finger buffet

A grim slang term for inducing vomiting by sticking two fingers down your throat, often used as a method of extreme or disordered weight loss. The phrase puts a darkly humorous spin on an otherwise serious and unhealthy behaviour.

“ JB looks dead skinny lately — he’s been on the two-finger buffet”

by AndyRoome99 July 31, 2025

Trench Finger

When you fall asleep with a finger inside a vagina, waking up to find the finger is white, wrinkly and has littl feeling

Why is your finger white? oh, i have trench finger

by tgeral August 6, 2025

Colombian Fingertrap

As someone is about to fart, plug their asshole with your finger, as instinct they will clench; thus leaving your finger in a stinky, Colombian Fingertrap.

Works best after eating colombian food For colombian farts

Can you Colombian Fingertrap me

by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025

Carrot Fingletooter

When two or more romantic partners come into the respected holding of a gathering dressed in carrot uniforms and try their best to fart the stem off each other. you can only win if one gets pink eye or the stem gives way

“Yeah boys definitely come round tonight with your wife’s we can get a 8 way Carrot Fingletooter”

by Andy Pipkin67 August 28, 2025

Four Finger Tramp Stamp

A move in doggy style when thumb is burried in ass, four fingers splayed over small of back.

gave her a Four finger tramp stamp last night. She loved it!

by **sven** August 29, 2025

Dyson finger

A callus that develops on the index finger from repeated use of a Dyson vacuum

I vacuum so much that I have Dyson finger.

by Vacuumingistherapeutic September 11, 2025