by Bimah August 13, 2023
by A Jazzy Man-esque December 08, 2020
When a man has a dick the size of a fucking baby carrot, its so small it can fit up ones nose. BE CAREFUL!!!! DO NOT ENGAGE WITH CARROT DICK PEOPLE!!!!!! Find a big ol eggplant ;)
by gaygayhomesexualgay February 20, 2022
A man of great stature whose genitalia it so small it can only be compared to a baby carrot henceforth Baby Carrot = a man with a dong that ain't so long.
Tatiana: When is Baby Carrot showing up?
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!
by Scrappydappy June 30, 2019
by Not baby carrot August 15, 2018
Something men possess that is orange and small that never satisfies their wife. Typically named Brian, Bryan or Bry for short
by JATB March 29, 2023