Zoomlander-ing

When a Zoom date spends the entire time checking themselves out in the camera instead of looking at the person they're on a date with.

I was on a first Zoom date with this girl and she was totally Zoomlander-ing – I don't think she even knows what I look like!

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Zoomer

Generation Z coming of age.

“Calling Gen Z “zoomers” has aged perfectly” by u/creepycat18_YT

by OneThirdNerd November 11, 2020

Zoomeasurism

The act, use or art of determining the size, amount, or degree by utilising the physical predetermined measurement of animals or other living beings.

How would you use Zoomeasurism in a sentence.

The United Nations was furious with a group of student who used Zoomeasurism as a valid measurement system

by Ch3se Muffin November 16, 2020

zoomeasurism

The act, use or art of determining the size, amount, or degree by utilising the physical predetermined measurement of animals or other living beings.

How would you use Zoomeasurism in a sentence

The United Nations was furious with a group of student who used Zoomeasurism as a valid measurement system

by Ch3se Muffin November 16, 2020

zoomeasurism

The act, use or art of determining the size, amount, or degree by utilising the physical predetermined measurement of animals or other living beings.

How would you use Zoomeasurism in a sentence

The United Nations was furious with a group of student who used Zoomeasurism as a valid measurement system

by Ch3se Muffin November 16, 2020

Zoomie

This means that you are with a group of friends in the same room on the same zoom meeting.

We are going to host a zoomie tomorrow.

by Star Wordy lll November 18, 2020

Zoom Friday

the state of being one step beyond "done", to a hitherto-unseen state of exasperation with existence. Got its name from the state of being on school Zooms on a Friday.

"The physics teacher tried to get the class' attention, but it was a Zoom friday, and no one was paying attention."

by Claudius Hemosphere Taglain November 20, 2020