Zach os the most Amazing person i had ever met..this was in the first yr of highschool.. he knew i was leaving so became nicer to me and with a smile he lights up the sun and everytime i think of them the momment im in is like whem everything stops and the world gets better..everyone liked him and he was always different in such a way that makes everyones heart grow golden daffodills..he always dresses well and sometimes its like he.s a prince FROM a fairytail...now i guess ill never see him again but draw all the time We spent even if it.s lame until i forget about everything Then love is just a shout to the void and that we.re all doomed. He always played with some people eho really needed help being the weired lower class people that gets bad marks in everything..zach is like JESUS but the shreck in Christmas
FUCK YOU ZACH ..REALLY..? U ACTUALLY THOUGHT THOSE SKITTLES WERE FOR U...IT WAD A JOKE...GUESS IT WASNT TO U
by Beckyou skidushit (๑‾᷅^‾᷅๑elmo January 15, 2020
Get the Zachmug. Zach is someone who will make you fall in love with them for 11 months and tell you he loves you many times, then decide that he is no longer happy being with you anymore, and is sick of the “arguments” and says you’re apparently too emotional despite knowing you suffer from a mental illness. And then after he is “no longer happy with you” he will continue to string you along for 2 months, kissing you and being with you, but everytime you say you still love him, he will say “sorry, this doesn’t mean anything. i don’t want a relationship”. And he will continue to repeat this cycle of cuddling and kissing you constantly but never admitting he still loves you. and when you get upset he says “he never made you go back to him” fully knowing that you are still in love with him and are incredibly attached to him and cannot comprehend him not being in your life. So you constantly go back so that for even a short while, you can once again feel loved by your first love and the one person who ever made you feel safe and who made you fully comfortable around him.
Hello, are you in the mood to get constantly used and taken advantage of in your vulnerable state? Ask Zach!
by agesandtutoring November 22, 2023
Get the Zachmug. the ultimate sigma male that everyone is scared of, he is currently at the top of the hierarchy and i'm guessing it shall stay like that for a while. the has an obsession with luca xio ling low and loves him to bits.
by curved5858 January 1, 2023
Get the zach whartonmug. 
The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 29, 2016
Get the Zach Haircutmug. To Zach. Zaching is another word for being a self centred sad narcissist. Often tries to derail conversations by making it about them, often through pretending to be mentally ill. Usually found in group chats
by TheKeybladeMaster July 22, 2019
Get the Zachingmug. Kid #1: The sky is yellow
Kid #2: No it isn't moron
Kid #1: Well it's a Zach Fact
Kid #2: Aw shit you're right
Kid #2: No it isn't moron
Kid #1: Well it's a Zach Fact
Kid #2: Aw shit you're right
by <;)> May 11, 2018
Get the Zach Factmug.