[torpedo] the [egg]

the use of a small shovel, half dozen roses, fertilizer, and an emblem off of a B.M.W. pick-uptruck. Items are used for a highly stylistic ritual. Other than that, not much is known.

William torpedo the egg last night. he used the wrong shovel and the eggwould not pop in the final stage. The shine off the emblem hit the roses that made the torpedo just right.

by gespar January 18, 2011

Robin's Egg

The inside of a toilet bowl, after being subjected to a single, forceful spattering of diarrhea.

Employee1: Yo bro, if you're going to the shitter, don't use the second stall...

Employee2: Why not?

Employee1: Because I just shit a Robin's Egg up in there

by The Notorious G.S.D. March 11, 2014

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The farmer's son is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020

Egg Inserter

The act of inserting an egg in your anal, cracking it open, and frying it for your breakfast.

I used the Egg Inserter method to make my breakfest

by Kappa 3 2 1 September 23, 2015

Jacuzzi Eggs

When you have a bad case of the sulphorous wind and you have a bath, causing a knoxious jacuzzi bubble effect

Wife "Holy Moly! Jeff what is that awful stink in the Bathroom ? "
Husband" Well Milly , Iv dropped a couple of Jacuzzi Eggs in the tub!"

by Woofie Van Dogstar May 12, 2010

savage egg

A rude, cruel individual that has no self respect and no morals

Eliza is such a savage egg!
I know how savage! D:

by Giraffesaurus Rex September 1, 2016

Finch Eggs

The act of a doubly wedded man nursing on another man's freshly shaven testicles whilst his two wives flap their arms and make finch noises. This is typically done in exchange for cork bark and other various wooden terrarium decor.

Justin: "I want cork!"
Pedro: "I've got the hook up... Gave my boy finch eggs."

by ron69becky May 18, 2017