kim whittle 

A white girl from farny who looks like she's been at war in afghanistan for a long 10 years , in other words she is scaly as fuck , she has had intercourse with 50% of the teenage male population and has a minge that looks like a forest mixed with a beaten up chicken wing.

Oh shit, I hear Kim whittle shagged Tyler stott for a puff of a joint

kim whittle by beansellsbushwack February 27, 2019

Whistlenut 

The act of, or a person being completely and totally incompetent. Lacking qualification or ability. Incapable. A mentally deficient person. Not possissing the necessary ability and skill to do or carry out a task.

Great the whistlenut got assigned our file, get ready for a rodeo!

Whistlenut by Travis Houston October 16, 2010

whistlin' gopher 

In the car business, after a customer asks the salesperson "What's this ONE go fer?". And no matter what the price is, the customer always whistles! Hence a whistlin' gopher!

"So Mr. Salesman whats this one here go fer?" "Well, Mr. Customer, we are asking $9900 for this particular vehicle." (whistlin sound) followed by "thats too much" hence the whistlin' gopher.

whistlin' gopher by Your Go to Guy January 23, 2009

douche whistler 

1.Someone who teaches piano to one handed retards.

2. The act of totally sucking.

3. Most hippies

4. A complete tool box

"That filthy douche whistler just stole my wallet!..but damn this one armed retarded kid is good at piano."

douche whistler by Jeffrey Anderson July 25, 2009

Clean Whistler 

When one drops a dookie and it scant leaves a trace.

Toilet paper is hardly necessary after passing a clean whistler.

Clean Whistler by Country Mitch November 5, 2021

Whistling Gandalf 

Verb: When a man with a long beard gives head and wraps his beard around the shaft.

Dude, Gimli gives the best whistling Gandalfs.

Whistling Gandalf by WalksN2Mordor March 7, 2017

Whittlesey 

A kinda shit town near Peterborough, Cambridge. Has too many hairdressers, fuck all to do and filled with Year 7s who breathed in some second hand weed smoke and now think that they are gangsters. Most of the boys and even some of the girls have the meet me behind mcdonald's haircut. Also, kids in their early teens/preteens shag in the park. (Also has a shit 'railway station' that's not long enough to fit a whole train in and you have to go to the front 2 carriages to get out)

Whittlesey's pretty shite, ain't it

Whittlesey by ThatRandomFangirl May 8, 2018