Soft & Wet

Best damn Stando Husbando ever.

"I'll make a definition for 'Soft & Wet' on Urban Dictionary, buy you a mug of it. You'll love it!"

by Went And Blew it All Sky High March 6, 2018

wet cushion

The act of urination in another's anal cavity. Although completely absurd, it is erotic in the most fecal kind of way. Apparently the piss running through and out of one's asshole is a sensation only one who is in touch with all five senses could fathom.

1.)"Christina gave Stephen a wet cushion, what the fuck?"
2.)"Josh wet cushioned that bitch last night."
3.)Justin was completely turned on, after explaining the act of the infamous "wet cushion" to Katie, they proceeded in doing the ungrateful yet exotic act of sexual pleasure.

by xxPlasmaMulletxx August 1, 2006

wet pussy

when a woman pussy gets wet

the best thing in the world

by tim burns January 3, 2004

wet back

mexicans, illigal immigrants

man that wet back likes tacos

by john hahcock October 30, 2005

wet pillow

If you are into wetting and pillow humping, a real wet pillow may become an endless source of mind-blowing orgasms. A wet pillow always feels much nicer than a dry one, as the wetness produces a special kind of friction, which feels really exquisite against the male or female genitals. Humping a wet pillow can also be called wet humping.

I sometimes dry hump my pillow but humping a wet pillow feels much nicer.

by pulvillus November 25, 2006

wet moth

When you're having sex with a woman from behind and you ejaculate in between her shoulder blades. You then use your penis to smear the cum down her back.

I totally wet mothed this ho.

by evolutionatwork March 17, 2010

Wet Waldo

The act of ejaculating in your partner's ear, then proceeding to give them a wet willy in the affected ear.

We asked Melissa why her ear was bothering her so much, and she told us it was because of the wet waldo Mike gave her last night.

by JBlaze January 11, 2009