weenus

1. An incredibly stupid or idiotic person or act

2. male appendege

3. Something that gets you aggrevated

1. David, your a stupid weenus

2. My weenus poped out.

3. Why did the toaster break? Freaking weenus!

by apstguy March 16, 2004

Weenis Rodeo

The term weenis refers to the skin surrounding the elbow. A weenis rodeo is a game in which a contestant grabs on to someone's weenis, and attempts to hang on as that person jerks their arm up and down in a hammering motion. A third party judge counts the number of seconds before the contestant loses grip of the weenis.

Jamal held on to Travis' weenis for dear life, but it bucked and kicked and he lost control after 7 seconds. Another mediocre cowboy in the Weenis Rodeo.

by Rewd January 12, 2009

weenis

The coolest word, meaning more than one thing, you can use and not get in trouble!

Kiss my weenis!
Weenis job!
My weenis is very hard! Now it is soft!

by Mike B October 10, 2003

cocktail weenie

A person obsessed with the minutiae of bartending practices and traditions, especially regarding the preparation of mixed drinks.

"Their cold gin flip was fairly authentic, but it really should be made with cubed ice, not crushed."

"You are such a cocktail weenie."

by MichaelB67 October 4, 2009

Weenis

A little boy thats not afraid of climbing trees because he has a "weenis"

I'm not a scaredy cat cuz i got a weenis

by Patrick May 13, 2005

Weenie

A bigger wimp that literally will not do anything to get around in life itself.

Look at the weenie with his thumb up his ass! What a weenie!

Hey Jimbo, look at Earl... He just sits on his ass afraid of the world. What a weenie!

by Brimanson September 18, 2012

You Suck Weener

1) Giving head...to a small willy.
2) Something you say to somebody when they have annoyed you

1)Jessica sucks large amounts of weener
2)Jessica: I can't get drunk tomorrow im grounded
Hayley: O damn you, you suck weener

by Sexual sex September 21, 2005