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Pan-da Warrior

An elite member of the Panda Army. Pan-da Warriors are trained to master the art of Pan-da, and have an unbroken alliance with the Penguin Union. One day, Pandas and Penguins will rule the world together and defeat their mortal enemy - the Turtles, led by the powerful Bacon Turtle. During the Fall of the Puffin and the Siege of Koala, Pan-da Warriors showed exceptional combat skills. Pan-da Warriors are also extremely legitomato warriors.
Pan-da Master: You have trained well, young Pan-da Warrior! Come, and join the ranks of the vast panda army!

Pan-da Apprentice: Down with the Turtles!
by Panda Army Representative January 16, 2014
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social jobbery warrior

Also known as SJWs, Social Jobbery Warrior are sanctimonious crybullies who routinely ruin anything fun and get talented scientists fired or crying on public television

SideNote: jobbery means "practice of using a public office or position of trust for one's own gain or advantage."
- Hey, did you see Mercedes Carrera was denied her guest spot on the SXSW panel because she upset an SJW?
- Yeah, those Social Jobbery Warriors get special treatment when they claim harassment, yet tell people to "go burn in a fire" on a daily basis
by Anna_Cherry June 29, 2016
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waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights
These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.
by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016
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cell phone warrior

Person who, typically while driving, calls 911 for someone minding their own business on the side of the road typically asleep. See also cell phone hero.
"Hi did you call 911." "What?! Man I was just asleep." "God damn cell phone warrior!"
by Walker00791 August 16, 2017
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Liberalist Justice Warrior

Followers of the Cult of Sargon

A bunch of youtubers who wanted to differentiate from the terms "SJWs" and "Alt-right".
Look at those Liberalist Justice Warriors (LJWs) they are not that different from the Social Justice Warriors (SJWs)
by FreespeechPARADIGME January 12, 2018
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Gym class warrior

That one super athletic kid in your gym class who tries too hard to win, and play with the gym teacher. They do this to show off their ability, but make it seem like that they don't actually care about winning.
We just lost dodgeball to a gym class warrior.
I felt bad when I lost volleyball to a gym class warrior, but then I realized that I had higher grades than him in all of my academic courses.
by LouPit May 15, 2018
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One Stroke Warrior

When one sticks the penis in the vagina and instantly ejaculates after only one stroke on a consistent basis.
Jim: "So how was last night with Tony."
Eilis: "He's a one stroke warrior..."
Jim: "I'm sorry to hear this."
by ScruffyNuffy July 5, 2018
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