Urban Possum

A low quality babysitter to whom you entrust your children so you can have sex with a rando

I’ve got a sure thing tonight... I need to find an Urban Possum for the kids

by Moxie_stars August 10, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A internet site where you can make and post your own definitions, then for some reason they get rejected.

Person 1: "Hey have you seen the Urban Dictionary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I always get rejected."

by Idiot801 November 9, 2016

Urban tank

Huge SUV that fits 8 or more passengers. 3/4 ton heavy duty capable of towing at least 10,000lbs. Equipped with a Diesel engine that has exhaust modified for maximum noise while at idle or cruising down the road. Weighs a minimum of 4 tons. The SUV is basically a tank but for urban applications.

Person 1: yo can relocate my house down the street and take all 5 of my kids with us?
Person 2: hell yeah ive got that urban tank

by Tankmasterflex July 28, 2017

urban asshat

A person that submits a definition when there are already a shitload of definitions for a phrase or word.

An urban asshat should always be given a negative rating

Bob: " Look dude, I made a definition for Donkey Punch"

Rob: "Congrats, dude you're only the 52nd definition, you fucking urban asshat"

by i hate liars December 31, 2010

Urban Dictionary

A place that was supposed to be a dictionary site but has been sullied by retarded preadolescent assholes.

*Goes on Urban Dictionary to find definition of a word*
Definition: Two goblins f**king ur moms p**sy
*Puts gun to head*

by BruhTwoPointO June 16, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website overrun by the mentally unstable that wasn’t even a good concept to begin with. Half of the definitions have to do with sex. I’m surprised there’s so many ways to be a complete pervert to someone. I thought a slurpy was a type of food/drink not a traumatizing sex trick that’s sure to get your boyfriend to dump you. Here are some other things you’ll find on this god awful website:

People who don’t know how to spell

People who are fueled by dead wrong stereotypes on Asians, or any other ethnicity except American.

People who are cruel to all sexualities and gender identities except for people who are straight or who keep their original gender identities

Hmm, I need a definition on a word. I know! I’ll look it up on Urban Dictionary. I didn’t know it was a gross way to have sex. Wow, these people hate Asians and gays. I think I’ll look it up on Wikipedia instead

by QuackityHQsucks June 29, 2019

Urban people

Black people, African Americans

Specifically black people from inner cities

“There was so many urban people talking during the movie”

by Donnyj305 May 3, 2023