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Urban Possum

A low quality babysitter to whom you entrust your children so you can have sex with a rando
I’ve got a sure thing tonight... I need to find an Urban Possum for the kids
by Moxie_stars August 10, 2019
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urban dickheditor

Urban dictionary editors who reject your definition even though it meets all the publishing guidelines.
Bob: I made this great definition, submitted it to urban dictionary, and they rejected it even though it met all of the publishing guidelines.

Pete: Sounds like it got reviewed by one of their "urban dickheditors".
by king_con January 1, 2011
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Urban Bouncers

People who use Urban Bouncers/Poweriser product.

Or a nickname for the actual Poweriser products
Look at those Urban Bouncers over there! I think I saw one just jump over that Ford F-150!
by UBC@UCD February 18, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

A website where people make up unnecessary words that no one ever uses.
by Shyyyet September 3, 2016
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Urban Dictionary

A website which was originally meant to be a place used to learn about slang, but now 99% of people just use it as a place to define literally any word or phrase and somehow make it have something to do with sex.
Go search up Ice cream sandwich, Cookies and cream, Chocolate Moose, or literally any word or phrase on Urban Dictionary, and you'll see what I mean.
by A girl who watches hentai April 21, 2019
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Urban Predictionary

The enjoyable pass-time of reading words found on urban dictionary to your friends and having them guess the definition.
Olly: Lets play Urban Predictionary, what does "dick bucket" mean?
Jonty: You jizz into a bucket?
Jacki: Is it me?
Olly: Incorrect it is actually "a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo"
by Mackmasta 'o' Shizzle November 1, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

A website overrun by the mentally unstable that wasn’t even a good concept to begin with. Half of the definitions have to do with sex. I’m surprised there’s so many ways to be a complete pervert to someone. I thought a slurpy was a type of food/drink not a traumatizing sex trick that’s sure to get your boyfriend to dump you. Here are some other things you’ll find on this god awful website:

People who don’t know how to spell

People who are fueled by dead wrong stereotypes on Asians, or any other ethnicity except American.

People who are cruel to all sexualities and gender identities except for people who are straight or who keep their original gender identities
Hmm, I need a definition on a word. I know! I’ll look it up on Urban Dictionary. I didn’t know it was a gross way to have sex. Wow, these people hate Asians and gays. I think I’ll look it up on Wikipedia instead
by QuackityHQsucks June 29, 2019
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