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Someone, necessarily male, who is completely full of themselves and a total dick to boot. A low level of intelligence and a big mouth are also traits attributed to the common dude tube.

Can be utilized with added comedic sensibility when referring to an openly gay man exhibiting the traits outlined above.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fucking dude tube.
dude tube by snora December 2, 2009
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One-tube Wonder 

Someone who only makes it big with one youtube video, and then crashes after every other video made.
Jarrett Sorko became a One-Tube Wonder with his video, "Im from Windsor dude", with around 65,000 views. Then every other video created barely hit 1,000 views.
One-tube Wonder by A-Money Dogg April 27, 2011

Noof - Noof Tube 

Noof- A mixture of liquid clear facial cleaner and bleach, used as a lubricant for pleasuring one's gopher
Noof Tube- You're gopher's excessively lubricated corn hole.
Bobby, if there was ever one thing mah daddy said that was wise, it was this. "Always be sure to noof up the noof tube. The last thing you want is a partner with a bloody noof tube."
Noof - Noof Tube by McDurth December 2, 2004

cardboard tube samurai 

brave samurai with one of the most deadliest weapons forged.will risk his life for anything even to save a pig.
why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig? because he can.
A-tube - reffering to the anus
dont blow smoke up my a-tube
a-tube by dirty harry December 5, 2004

yumyum tube 

A strange tube found in Waitrose which contains Flangine and Wange fluid supplies.
Dave; "i found a yumyum tube!"

Nick "Good - I can get even fatter!"
yumyum tube by mongfacedretard June 20, 2007