Throwback Threesome

A threesome with two individuals from your distant past.

“So I saw Sarah and Jennifer from college at the reunion yesterday”
“Did you go for the throwback threesome?”
“I did but couldn’t close the deal. Maybe next reunion”

by Jägertron July 21, 2022

Plundering Her Treasures

Slang term for female self masturbation and/or fingerblasting a slut.

Rick: Dude you still got those naked pictures of your ex girl friend on your phone?

Steve: Na man I deleted that shit a while ago.

Rick: Fuck man that sucks I heard you had a video of Kenzie G PLUNDERING HER TREASURES on there.

by westjeezyfratstar February 18, 2011

Six among threes

A term used to describe a not entirely unattractive person (usually female) when they are surrounded by decidedly unappealing individuals, thus making them seem more aesthetically pleasing than they actually are.

John: "Hey, did you see that hot politician on TV last night?"

Jim: "Let's not get carried away, John. She was a six among threes."

by Posty the poster June 21, 2011

Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder

An affliction of the mind suffered by those who choose to take part in a threesome which fails for a variety of reasons, but most frequently due to the impotence of one of the involved parties who may or may not have caved under the pressure.

Fuck, I thought afternoon delighting it with Mack and Cliff was gonna be awesome, but now I have a wicked bad case of Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder.

by AwesomeSauce419 May 5, 2014

digging for buried treasure

The act of picking your nose.

He's so disgusting, digging for buried treasure all the time.

by Zanilrig January 28, 2016

Miss Teen National Treasure

Have you ever used a charity to achieve your own fame?

Do you call getting your leavers form signed an "appearance"??

Then you my friend are a Miss Teen National Treasure. During the reign of being Miss Teen National Treasure you post 3 of the same photos on Instagram, wear a crown, and make appearances.

I am your Miss Teen National Treasure because I raised money for charity only because I knew it'd make me 'famous'

by Veganlyf420 July 19, 2017

Losing side of a threesome

When you watch some dude blow his load all over your girl, she goes to the bathroom to clean up, and you look down at yourself getting smaller and realize that just like that, playtime's over.

No one wants to be on the losing side of a threesome.

by Jim Moran August 31, 2017