Oyster treatment is usually performed by Natives to the south cast of India. It consists of an alpha in a Tribe grabbing multiple live oysters and let them suck on to his scrotum until stuck in place
WeeJohnny: Alpha John here are some oysters for your oyster treatment later
The coconut treatment is where you brutally beat a skull until it fractures 3 times, which resembles the three holes in a coconut. You then proceed to break open the skull as if it was a coconut.
Sammy Samster: see that guy of a darker complexion over there?
Stu Macher: yeah let’s give that fucker the coconut treatment!
*Stu Macher and Sammy Samster proceeds to give the man the coconut treatment*
When a spicy Latina voluntarily suggests that a male shoot his load on her face. The term was originated in Miami, Florida, by two random and adventurous Brazilian girls.
"Of course I gave her the Miami Night Treatment. She just aimed it at her face and kept going; who was I to stop her? She looked like she had pink eye afterwards, but she loved it."
n. to be deeply thanked for one’s service but also profoundly disappointed in how one has been treated.
To recieve the veteran treatment after returning home from war and then go back out to do another tour of duty, that takes real guts.
Why are you doing all of this overtime and extra work, you know they are just going to give you the veteran treatment?!
Foreign translators who give their lives for their country and America and then are deny visas are just another example of politicians and government giving people the veteran treatment