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Touch the Donut

An Internet phenomenon consisting of stomach fat photos in which the subject, using both hands, forms an "O" shape connecting thumb-to-thumb, and index-to-index fingers. The subject then proceeds to squash their "gut fat" into an extruded "O" shape of stomach fat using their "O" hands.
Dude, she sent me a "touch the donut" photo! It was an awesomely nasty happy trail mixed with belly pudge!
by Darren Y June 12, 2009
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touch and linger

when you're wanting to catch the attention of someone you're attracted to as you're passing by them , or are in conversation with them you place your hand on them ( lower back, hands, chest, etc.) and you have it linger a little longer then then you would in a normal situation...also known as performing the "T and L"
"When walking through a crowd you perform a touch and linger on person you're attracted to and slowly and gently move them out of the way, hoping to catch their attention"
by ALI Bmoney January 18, 2010
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Touchebag

Someone who endlessly says the word touché, with or without context or reasoning.
Person A: I got a B on my quiz.
Person B: I got a B+.
Person A: Touché.
Person B: That doesn't even make sense in this situation. Go back to your corner, you little touchebag.
by WubWubChigga October 20, 2012
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mud touched the cloth

AKA "mud touched the cotton"

When you soil your underpants due to an unexpected shart.
Please note that this is the extreme case of a shart in which the fecal matter explodes beyond the crevice of your butt crack and makes contact with your undergarments.
Harold pushed his fart out so hard that the mud touched the cloth. His wife regrets making the bean burritos.
by Mr. Terrible April 29, 2008
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bro thoughts

When a guy has another guy friend in mind. Specifically in helping him get with a girl. The opposite of cock block.
"Dude, yesterday I was sitting on the beach with my friends Derrick and Ashley and they were really hitting it off, so I started having bro thoughts and went inside. Derrick thanked me later."
by W. C. Riley October 9, 2008
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Turtle Touch

When one man rub his crotch on another man's crotch, usually but not always through the pants.

This is usually done in a humorous manner but can also, in some circles, replace or enhance a pick-up line.
Ben just went and Turtle Touched Tyler in front of his girlfriend.
by Muskrat Mark April 18, 2010
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Adrians Touch

Adrians touch is very much like the Midas Touch, but unlike the Midas Touch, everything that Adrian touched turned into Shit.
Oh look our project got struck by Adrians touch, looks like well need to file for bankruptcy.
by Smart Pierre October 3, 2014
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