Smirnoff Rice

Japanese rice with fermented cat juice.

Cho-pass me the Smirnoff Rice, chink!
Chang-Ching Chang Chong! Gimme my rice! I want that pussy!

by Hushsmush June 9, 2018

rice a roni

when you take beer, robitussin, and mushrooms

this took two hours to write rice a roni

by marshmallowmayty August 17, 2019

gohst rice

When you cook rice and find out after it has finished that theres hot watter where rice should be.

You really gohst riced me into beliving we were in love.

by AbaAlba August 4, 2020

rice stain

asian person.
normally short

hey look over there

at what

that damn rice stain she keeps giving me the eye

by sacannah January 29, 2008

Rice Valve

A part on a car, whether good or bad, that chances performance or sound from factory standards. Also any part in need of repair or replacement that makes the car sound bad or look stupid. Examples include a squeaking engine belt, aftermarket exhaust, super or turbo chargers, or any malfunctioning part of a car, like a noisy engine that is worn out.

Also, any time a Honda or other foreign car that somebody revs really hard or tries to floor it, making the car sound loud as hell. After hearing this one would comment on the Rice Valves in the car, even though they don't exist.

Abbreviated as Rvalves.

Dude, did you hear the exhaust on that car? Must have some monster Rice Valves in it!

I floored my car yesterday, I thought the Rive Valves were gonna explode!

Person 1: Man, my A/C belt is squeaking.
Person 2: Sounds like you need to get your Rice Valves replaced.

by Tiger Trainer November 13, 2009

Chicken & Rice

A funny ha ha song that was sung by the ingenious robot loli Gir. With the simple song that consisted of screeching and the satisfaction of yummy yummy chicken and rice, he was able to practically force children to risk their lives to hold hands (before marriage).

(At Hot Topic)
Quirky Girl : "Wow look at this Invader Zim shirt! It says Chicken & Rice like from the movie! Hee hee hoo hoo"
Regular Being: "You are a piss goblin"

by xxPiss_Lordxx January 13, 2020

Rice cak

When your broke as fuck so you’re stuck eating some shit food u found at the bodega for 50 cents

Man that was one terrible rice cak

by Ricecak April 26, 2021