Non-Irish Leprechaun

My teacher.
A midget who is angry and is a middle-aged man, who teaches at a school for fuck-ups. Ugly, single, and flirts with the office ladies. Drives an ugly-ass Scion, and wears a pleather jacket that squeaks louder than the rats living in his walls.

Oh look here comes the non-Irish leprechaun, let's book it.

by DwightIsAlmighty July 28, 2019

non-prophet group

Any organization or gathering of realistically-practical and open-mindedly compassionate people who are genuinely trying to assist their fellow humans with specific problems, and who wish to do so in a sane rational truly-effective "real world" manner, without trying to force a huge load of prejudiced acridly-critical theological "tough love" babble down the throats of the unfortunates who are seeking their help.

I hate it when non-prophet groups are labelled as "heathen" or "atheist" --- heck, they're just trying to actually provide people with what they really need, but without being destructively judgemental... what's so horrid or "sinful" about that???

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

non-de-plume

a pen name (nom-de-plume) that people think is yours but actually isn't.

"Have you seen that Bob Jones guy's new book? I think that it's actually written by Fred McDougal."
"No bro, that's not his book. You're assuming a non-de-plume"

by the rogue dictatorian January 3, 2018

co-non-sexual

To be in a emotional relationship with someone without sex.

I'm in a co-non-sexual relationship with my best friend because we're not having a sexual relationship.

by Joe Bloggs September 19, 2016

non-contributing parasite

An individual who brings nothing to the table; someone who participates in a group function, while neglecting to exert any effort as far as contribution, but partakes in all the benefits from the contributions made by others.

Soon after the keg was tapped, Mike looked over and said 'Damn, here comes Justin. Talk about a non-contributing parasite'.

by maxinmesa November 24, 2013

premature non ejaculation

Noun.

To pull out early "prematurely" and bei g unable to ejaculate.

So I was fucking Tina last night, and I really suffered from premature non ejaculation. I pulled out thinking I was going to cum then couldn't.

by TC crew October 10, 2018

non-strategic plan

Work related activities that are done in a rush with seemingly no larger planning or thinking.

The proposal is due tomorrow, so maybe we should submit something. We don't have any current products that make sense, but hey, it's a non-strategic plan of attack! Cancel all my meetings! Hand me a pen!

by Lorilynn January 7, 2011