pump driver

Pump Drivers: predominantly female drivers who "camp" out in the passing lane then lose track of what they are doing, letting their foot off the gas a little causing a decrease in speed by 5-10 mph. If these pumpers see you trying to pass they realize they let off the gas a little too much and speed up making it difficult to pass, they often like to hover next to another vehicle making passing impossible on smaller highways. If you manage to get in front of said driver they speed up and pass you as if you offended them in some manner magically finding the accelerator as they whip past you 5-15 over the speed limit. After successfully getting back in front of you only 1-2 miles later being in the same predicament as before causing the victim of their stupidity anger and frustration. If you experienced this or a situation like this congratulations you just met the "pump driver" or pumper for short.

I got stuck behind a pump driver and couldn't pass for 8 miles.

by BecauseBacon March 3, 2014

Good Pump

A quality group of people; people who are a good time when they’re together.

“Dude you see that group? That’s a hella good pump. They totally pumping them good vibes bro.”

by itsjustmeg April 1, 2019

Fetus pump

When a man puts his schlong into a woman's belly button and shooting his masquerade of goodness directly into her stomach, forming a fetus. This is usually happens right after a falcon punch, in which the woman has lost their baby.

Girl 1: *Crying* I am 5 months pregnant and this man just falcon punched me!

Guy 1: Sweet. Fetus pump?

by Dylster69 September 29, 2009

yellow pump

Yellow pumping is brought up while a girl is giving you head. Instead of cumming in her mouth you piss which causes the girl to have to get her stomach pumped

'Dude I so yellow pumped Stephane last night, she had no clue'

by Abcdefghijklmnopq April 12, 2014

like pumping

When you keep setting one popular profile picture 3 times a week. Could potentially become a mental gym.

- Darling, are we gonna sit and finally eat?
- Sure Sweety, give me one more second! I am setting my page for like pumping. (Sets an already existing profile pic with 130 likes as default)

by Banja Luka Forever February 22, 2014

Lil Pump

A X-SoundCloud rapper who dropped out of Harvard to become a full-time trap rapper. He is known for saying “ESSKEETIT,” which is a combination of the three words “lets”, “get” and “it.” Many would say he is a “mumble rapper.” But honestly who gives a fuck. Many would say he is stupid, but I’d honestly like to see them haters make it to Harvard. He is part of “Gucci Gang,” a gang known for wearing expensive clothing.

Lil Pump: “momma told me Lil Pump wolnt be shit, told that bitch I could move these bricks”

by ☣SUPA THICC BOIZ☣ August 17, 2018

squat pump

squating onto someone's waiting hand, holding a thumb up. you land on their thumb then repeat. works as cardio and foreplay ;)

wow that squat pump work out really made my legs hurt!

by gorillawarfair May 4, 2017