Father

I don’t have one

Father went to go to the store

by Mayo_river June 13, 2021

Father

The family member that most black people don't have!

"DaMarcus Timothy James Jr. didn't know who his father was. His father was out the door before he was born."

by BlackManOnFire April 24, 2022

Your father

A humorous scenario reflecting the generational clash in parenting styles, where a parent encourages outdoor play for their children, while the narrator's motivation for having kids is to grant them more screen time than they ever had during their own childhood.

PoV: Your father thinks fresh air like the one experienced whilst playing outdoor is essential, but you just want your kids to enjoy the screen time you missed out on growing up!

by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025

Father Druggie

Father Druggie is a drugged up verison of Father Christmas

Santa: I hate Father Druggie
Elf: Yes I argee Sir Santa

by anonymous November 19, 2023

Father

I mean, at least one of his kids know he's a retarded piece of shit.

Hym "Make sure the rest of his kids know their father is a retard. And make sure Ben's kids know their religion is an incest cult. Shout it at them in the streets."

by Hym Iam February 8, 2025

Father Bressani

Such a shit school not fun and everyone thinks their hard so many npcs it’s a shit school

Father Bressani not fun

Don’t go there shit school

🎂

by Havecak127 September 23, 2023

Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.

Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023